Liquid Nonsense

Is absolutely terrible, thoughtless, and exceedingly predictable. Brain dead even. Truly and absolutely. That being said, it's also incredibly fun and lots of things go "boom." You should totally go see it, because it's worth it.

If you come back and say, "Chris, it wasn't that bad and I thought it was a good movie for its plot," I guarantee that I will think less of you. Just sayin'.