Liquid Nonsense

I'm looking for a new job while I work through the process of interviewing with various other large engineering corporations. I seek mindless activity which yields money. Not even a lot of money. If you have an "in" anywhere in the Phoenix metro area that you feel would benefit from my wealth of abilities, then let me know. My goal is to have something new (and somewhat temporary) setup by the end of this week. Please help end the suffering today.

This is absolutely legitimate. The less customer-facing the better, and it doesn't even need to be technical.