Liquid Nonsense

I heard back from one of my professors today that I sent a message to on Tuesday. While expressing his regret that I was not accepted to CMU, he was slightly more than overjoyed at my willingness to stay at ASU. Despite the fact that admission deadlines for fall were back in December, and that they have staunchly remained behind their policy of having paperwork in on time, the chairman of graduate studies sent me this about the fall:

We can certainly get you admitted to our graduate program and
offer you some financial aid. Please give me call or stop by my office
so that we can talk about it.

My real world penis is large; but usage of my computer science penis leaves men crying on the shower floor asking ephemeral figures from their past to make them feel beautiful in the hopes of washing away their false desires.

I have yet to hear back from Dr. Xue but I can imagine his response will be the same. Now just to survive the next couple months, save some cash, and look into getting my own place somewhere in the Tempe/Chandler/Mesa region. Life is pretty damn good right now.

I need to vent some of this positive energy...maybe I'll do something absurdly cute for that special someone. Yes, that will do nicely.

Damn it feels good to be the gangsta of computer science. That, or love.